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bacon number - n. The number of minutes one can stand in a kitchen where someone is cooking bacon before the odor seeps into one's clothes.

My bacon number is apparently somewhere between 5 and 10. Kelly said that I reeked of the stuff when I got home from brunch at cthulhia's yesterday.

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[bitty.livejournal.com]

there are worse things to reek of.

say, for instance, the fridge here at work. maybe i should cook some bacon to fix that problem.

[on-reserve.livejournal.com]

my best friend can't even be in the kitchen if anyone is cooking bacon because the smell so totally grosses her out. her bacon number is like negative 1,457,687,687,676.