Things I've done that you perhaps have not

[blinker]

1. Had a head injury requiring stitches on the 4th of July
2. Been expelled from 5th-grade lunch (not school, just lunch)
3 [Not unrelated to the above] Had the assistant principal of my elementary school tell me that I was the bane of her existence.
4. Won first place in a county-wide Jewish bible study competition that I didn't want to enter
5. Met my significant other the same day I quit my first job
6. Failed a driving test by screwing up the right turn
7. Gone out for the women's ice hockey club team despite not knowing how to ice skate
8. Eloped on a weekday
9. Invited friends over to watch the Miss America pageant and actually watched the whole thing
10. Ordered size 13 AA shoes by mail-order

Comments

[rsc.livejournal.com]

I should have done #6, but the guy passed me anyway. (There was nothing wrong with the turn, except that I turned left after being told to turn right -- and signalling right.)

I've definitely done #8.